How to zombie proof your home

We love interior design and want to keep on making the world a more beautiful place for our clients and ourselves. But . . . we all know that a zombie apocalypse is inevitable so why not protect our homes, our interiors and ourselves from an onslaught of the undead?

 

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Starting with the front door, the good folks at This Old House swear by triple-point locks. Zombies friggin' hate triple-point locks. TIP: This Old House suggests stainless steel doors and cement board siding but we can only condone this if it fits with the architectural concept.

 

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Beautiful and functional window coverings can contribute so much to a beautifully designed room. They can also help you keep a low profile when a brain-hungry hoard of zombies are lurking about your neighborhood. TIP: Dimmer switches will help to maintain your lighting at a low ambient level, preserving energy. Bright lights will alert zombies to your presence like a neon “Open” sign.

 

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A beautifully designed kitchen and pantry is not just for the caterers during an invasion of the undead.  TIP: When we are no longer going out for take-out, a kitchen that optimizes storage for non-perishables will more than pay for itself.

Kitchen Design: Johnson & Associates Interior Design

 

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Fireplaces can be a beautiful focal point in a room and provide warmth - and a cooking source when essential services are knocked out by zombified public servants. TIP: Use a combination of materials (wood, glass, metal, fabric) when decorating a room, but do keep in mind that wood furniture burns the best. 

Living Room Design: Johnson & Associates Interior Design

 

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Zombie invasions can take a toll on our sense of well-being. Why not hunker down in a beautifully furnished state of the art media room outfitted with all of the latest entertainment technology? Tip:   A gas generator may be a useful addition to satisfy a technophile's addiction at a time like this. 

Media Room Design: Johnson & Associates Interior Design

 

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